Horror Anthology Anthology

Well, everyone here at Castle Blogferatu is nicely mended. With the help of his latest experimental formula, Dr. Terror has restored all to perfect vigor. Interesting side effect, however. The good doctor claims it could extend one’s lifespan thousands of years.

Regrettably, he fears youth does not extend with it, but he’s working on that. Might be time to put that detour sign back up on the scenic bypass in hopes of luring recruiting a few test subjects. In any case, this month’s Naro Escape is that tried and true horror standby, The Anthology Film.I’m a big fan of the horror anthology, and I’ve seen a slew of ’em. Hard it was, in fact, to contain myself to a mere five. So hard, that I’m listing a few runners-up for each slot, movies I feel are well worth considering but that I, in the interest of length, eschewed commenting on.

I am, after all, a professional.

Here then are my Five Favorite Horror Anthologies…for now (mainly procured, as always, from the glorious House Of Naro).

#5 Dead Of Night
One of the more delightful things about the horror anthology is the framing device. Dead Of Night uses what is now the threadbare “It was all a dream” ploy. Normally I would brutalize such a trope and do to it in print what Eihi Shiina did to Ryo Ishibashi in Audition, but let’s hold off on the piano wire for a minute. First, Dead Of Night was 1945, so this particular device hadn’t quite been done to absolute death yet. Second, and more importantly, is how this little trap is sprung. Walter Craig (Mervyn Johns, the annoying-as-all-get-out Bob Cratchit in the Alastair Sim version of A Christmas Carol) is an architect invited to Kent to talk about renovations on a country estate. Once there, he tells everyone that he’s met them before but can’t explain how. This leads to everyone to tell his or her own story of the macabre. The evening ends in murder, and Craig wakes up in bed. All a dream but, SPOILER, he leaves home for a meeting. In Kent. About renovating a country estate. Ooooooooo.
Runner-up: Black Sabbath

#4 Trilogy Of Terror
Is this the best movie ever made? No. Best horror anthology? Again, no. Best made-for-TV horror movie? Not even that. But one of my very most favorites? Forever and always. It’s got a lot going for it, especially for a made-for-TV flick. Let’s see. Karen Black before she became the matriarch of the Firefly clan. Not enough? Okay, directed by Dan “Dark Shadows/Night Stalker” Curtis. Still not satisfied? Put that checkbook away. There’s more. How about all based on stories written by Richard Matheson? Yes please. The highlight, of course, is “Amelia.” Harken to Horror Rule #5. Dolls. Damn.
Runner-up: Twilight Zone: The Movie

 

 

#3 Southbound
The most recent film on this list, Southbound is slick. Fast. Gory. I particularly enjoy the device of character interaction between stories. Sometimes this works like Pulp Fiction, sometimes more like Slacker. For example, in “Accident,” Sadie (Fabianne Therese), the girl from “Siren” (the story before it) is hit by Lucas’s (Mather Zickel) car. The next story involves him trying to save her. Très Tarantino. On the other hand, as “Jailbreak” transitions into “The Way In,” Jesse (Tipper Newton) from “Jailbreak” is seen behind a diner by Jem (Hassie Harrison). The action then leaves Jesse and follows Jem à la Linklater. Southbound also utilizes the “continuous loop” frame story, the same kind of ending as Vault Of Horror and Dead Of Night.
Runners-up: Trick R Treat, V/H/S

 

#2 Tales From The Crypt
Who doesn’t love this all-time classic or the EC Comics title that it originated from? Besides…Joan Crawford! Certainly it has its tough-to-watch segments. I have a thing about dogs, for example. When the neighbors have Arthur Grimsdyke’s (Peter Cushing) dogs taken away in “Poetic Justice,” I want the entire village to die. And while I love the end of “Blind Alleys” (as well as the always menacing Patrick Magee), I hate how they pen up and starve the German shepherd in order to make it turn on its owner. Still, only a movie, right? But I can set these aside in exchange for what I love most about the movie and the comics from which the stories were drawn. To quote Princess Bride, I’ve “got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance,” and I think I got it from EC Comics. Overwhelmingly it was full of such moral tales. The kind where the evil, the arrogant, the cruel, the abusive are all made to suffer, the moral overwhelmingly being some variant of, “Don’t be an asshole.” Would that the real world functioned this way.
Runners-up: Vault Of Horror, Asylum, Cat’s Eye, Creepshow, Creepshow 2

#1 Dr. Terror’s House Of Horrors

There’s a simple reason this made the list and why it’s #1. It was the first horror anthology I ever saw. That means it was probably a Saturday afternoon in 1976. That means Thing Theater with Scorpio. That means UHF channel 53, WPGH-TV, Pittsburgh. I’ve been a devotee ever since. Tales From The Crypt is, of course, a classic, but Amicus put this one out nearly a decade earlier. The “House Of Horrors” in question is a tarot deck produced by the cleverly named Dr. Schreck (Cushing again) as he shares a train car with five men. Through the deck, he reveals the fate of each traveler. At the end of each story, Schreck turns over another card which is always Death. What I love about this movie is its resonance with the old EC Comics titles like Tales From The Crypt and Vault Of Horror which were both later Amicus films. In fact, Amicus put out four horror anthologies before Tales, this being the first.

Finally, for being so patient last week, let’s toss in a couple bonus lists.

A) An Evening With Edgar Allan Poe
The House That Dripped Blood
Tales Of Terror
Torture Garden
Twice-Told Tales
These were anthologies that, to my dismay, didn’t do a whole hell of a lot for me.

B) From Beyond The Grave
The Illustrated Man
Tales From The Dark Side: The Movie
Tales From The Hood
3 Extremes
Trilogy Of Terror II
Two Evil Eyes
Unheimliche Geschichten
V/H/S/2
V/H/S: Viral
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These are anthologies I haven’t seen but really should. By all means, feel free to suggest others and/or argue with me in the Comments section!

3 thoughts on “Horror Anthology Anthology

  1. Nice list! I’m especially glad to see Dr. Terror’s House of Horrors at the top. This was also my first portmanteau horror I watched (also on TV, sometime in the 70s), so It holds a spot near and dear to my heart. Methinks I need to check out Southbound. Not sure how this one slipped by my radar.

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    • Thanks! Yes, Dr. Terror’s House Of Horrors juuust edged out Tales From The Crypt for me. My favorite is “Creeping Vine.” Definitely check out Southbound. It’s got the EC Comics feel that V/H/S and some others kind of miss.

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