Heck (2020)

Not too long ago, Jorge, his wife Sarah, and I talked about Skinamarink on Podferatu. We thought it’d be fun to bring Sarah on as a guest because the movie terrified if not outright traumatized her. It bored Jorge out of his mind and irritated me no end. It was a fun discussion, but for the most part, the movie didn’t really work for me.

I made the observation that it was a little overlong and likely didn’t need that much run time. I’ve seen several YouTubers claim that Skinamarink pays off “if you have the patience for it” (for more on this, check out Daniel Profeta’s review, “The Lingering Terror Of Liminal Spaces”). I don’t, however, particularly like or buy that argument. I’m not sold on the idea that the fault lies with my patience level but rather with Ball overplaying his “experimental horror” hand.

In any case, I argued that it may well be more effective as a short film rather than a feature, a statement based partly on my own opinion and observations (nor am I the only one. See Cody Leach’s review). I say “partly” because, while prepping for the episode, I came across a couple mentions of Kyle Edward Ball’s short film Heck which is considered to be kind of a proof of concept for Skinamarink. I finally got around to watching it, and it turns out I was right.

To be fair, Skinamarink isn’t completely or only a feature length treatment of Heck. There are some significant differences. There is no dialogue from the dad relating the boy sleepwalking or hitting his head in a fall down the stairs. In fact, there’s no dad at all in Heck. There’s no sister either. There’s still the boy in the house, and his mother is either nowhere to be found or is for whatever reason nonresponsive. Either one of those scenarios is a cause for dread.

Admittedly, I went into Heck fully expecting it to be at least marginally more effective than Skinamarink. Fact is it’s significantly more effective. There are still points at which its feet drag a bit, and even in the 28-minute run time, I might have checked how much there was left a time or two. But it held my attention far more successfully and maintained a higher level of tension.

One reason for this is, at least to me, it was a little more nightmarish given a somewhat quicker pace. One of the problems I have with the feature is that, at least in my nightmares, things escalate far more quickly and don’t let me off the hook until I wake up sweating and sometimes with a good case of the shakes. Heck was able to capitalize on that, especially with the muffled, distorted sound. The boy calling “Mom” as the short progresses becomes demonic sounding.

And because Heck moves faster, the dream logic works better. Again, in my dreams anyway, things shift, change, distort, appear, disappear at quite a clip. On the other hand, one disadvantage Heck suffers from is that you can’t see the creepy old cartoons as well. Those things are freaky and add some serious menace in Skinamarink.

Finally, there are, of course, theories for the feature. One of my faves is the coma theory, that all of this is the product of the boy who is lying in a coma, presumably after that fall and blow to the head. This gains credibility with the “572 Days” caption.

But this coma theory may hold up in Heck as well but for a different reason. At one point the boy tells his mother “I’m sorry I got cancer,” and adds that he’s better now. For reasons I can’t explain, this makes me profoundly uncomfortable. I mean, A) what a fuckin’ gut punch. B) this could therefore be from a terminal and now comatose kid’s brain. It might also explain why time is measured in “sleeps” instead of days, ending at 18694 sleeps.

How much time, then, is between sleeps? I don’t think there’s a set time or a definite answer. He may sleep for a couple hours, a day, all night, a few minutes, any or all of those. And if he’s in a coma, wakefulness may be periods of brain activity when all this weirdness takes place. I have no answers. I didn’t have any for the feature either. But this time, that unsettles me a bit.

SKULLS  2.5

Episode 71: August Tubi Tuesday

Episode 71: August Tubi Tuesday Podferatu

In which Jorge and JT round up another 6 candidates for their six-sided die.

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What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?

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American Horror Story Goes Noir? A Look At Ratched

How long, oh lord, how long?

When I first heard about this series, I was excited buy understandably apprehensive. Seriously, Nurse Ratched is one of the most chilling characters in the history of cinema. And somehow, Miloš Forman manages to make her even more terrifying than she is in the book.

I mean, when Louise Fletcher hits the screen in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, the temperature plummets.

Providing her backstory, therefore, becomes a fantastic idea and a lofty goal, one that could end in disaster if not handled right. That said, Ratched has indeed received a shit-ton of bad press. I’m not sure what these folks were watching, but it couldn’t possibly have been what I watched. One Mashable article listed 10 Unanswered Questions from the Season 1 finale.

8 of those were answered or at least hinted at, so somebody wasn’t paying attention. As for the remaining 2, I’m perfectly willing to wait for the next season (which is, y’know, kinda the point). Sadly, word on that front doesn’t exactly look promising. According to an article from The Direct, Ryan Murphy looks to be leaving Netflix for The Galactic Empire Disney. This time last year, Sarah Paulson said in Varitey that she didn’t know if Season 2 was forthcoming.

Speaking of, my adoration of Sarah Paulson started with Murder House. Huge fan of Ryan Murphy as well. His hand can be seen all over the place in Ratched, reinforcing a bleak AHS Asylum and Freakshow tone and feel. And based on the writing, you’d think that Evan Romansky has worked with Murphy for years (he hasn’t).

Sure, Ratched has weak spots. The first half hour drags some, but if you power through it, you will not be sorry. The season finale is not much of a cliffhanger, which is fine, but it’s also less effective than the rest of the series. Also Dr. Hanover’s story arc doesn’t quite pull off its attempt at irony and becomes disappointingly anticlimactic. But overall these things remain minor and never break the overall spell the story otherwise casts.

Amongst the subplots that come as fine surprises are the Bonnie & Clyde relationship of Edmund and Dolly, Sharon Stone and Brandon Flynn as Lenore and Henry Osgood (recalling Gloria and Dandy from Freakshow), and the scene-stealing Sophie Okonedo as Charlotte Wells.

The show’s most enjoyable aspect may well be the human awfulness oozing from most of the characters. We’re talking Maltese Falcon, Mildred Pierce,  Nightmare Alley film noir levels of reprehensible that serve to heighten the straight-up horror elements.

Murphy does this by the ton in the aforementioned Asylum and Freakshow. Similarly almost everyone in Ratched has something(s) to hide, some ulterior motive, someone they want dead, some delusion/illusion they will do anything to maintain.

These people are Just. Not. Good.

And so, having rewatched this first season of Ratched, I’ll rewatch One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest and await Season 2. While I’m at it, maybe I’ll bust out Double Indemnity, Detour, and I Wake Up Screaming.

Again.

Episode 70: Favorite Directors

Episode 190: Podferatu Slashback To 1991 Podferatu

In which Jorge and JT delve deeply into discussing a  dash of distinguished directors of demented dramatics.

NEXT WEEK
Tubi Tuesday!

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Episode 69: Skinamarink (2022)

Episode 69: Skinamarink (2022) Podferatu

In which Jorge and JT are joined once again by Jorge’s wife, Sarah, so they can all offer various and sundry opinions on Skinamarink.

NEXT WEEK
Favorite Directors

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Five Lesser Known Horror Mockumentaries

Mockumentaries are a blast especially when they tap into that part of many of us that secretly indulges a conspiracy theory or two. Who doesn’t love catching wind of a good cover-up about to be blown? So put on your black suit and get out your neuralizer for Five Lesser Known Horror Mockumentaries.

The Landing (2017)- Of the movies on this list, The Landing is the least effective, but it’s still got an interesting premise that makes it fun. If you’ve seen Apollo 18 and/or followed the conspiracy theories surrounding the scrapped mission, The Landing might by right up your alley. It imagines a successful Apollo 18 mission that doesn’t go awry until returning to Earth. Their re-entry goes off course causing the astronauts to crash land in a Chinese desert. While they all survive the landing, only one is left alive when the rescue team arrives. What killed the other two becomes a topic of speculation as the surviving astronaut’s story doesn’t jibe with the evidence.

Fury Of The Demon (2012)- From Dorian Gray’s portrait to Lovecraftian tomes to The King In Yellow, the idea of cursed works of art has been around for a while. So it was only a matter of time until film and video found curses of their own in such works as Videodrome and Halloween III: Season Of The Witch. So it is with Georges Méliès’s lost film Fury Of The Demon. As with other mythical films like La Fin Absolue du Monde in John Carpenter’s Cigarette Burns and Enrique Zozoya’s Nero’s Last Days in Sylvia Moreno-Garcia’s story, “Flash Frame,” Fury Of The Demon drives its viewers insane. The insanity in this case is temporary but extremely violent, and along with others on this list, manages to come off as uncomfortably convincing.

The WNUF Halloween Special (2013)- I’ve mentioned this flick numerous times. It’s a thoroughly enjoyable, superfun indie set in 1987. The WNUF Halloween Special is shot as a local TV news story (right down to the low-budget local advertisements). It follows a television reporter and crew as they enter the Webber House where accused murderer Donald Webber is suspected to have killed his parents. Webber maintains that he was ordered to do so after he accidentally summoned demons through everyone’s favorite occult family game, a Ouija board. Full marks as well for a nice little twist I didn’t see coming.

Mortal Remains (2012)- Capitalizing on the misdirection-as-publicity used for Blair Witch Project, the folks involved with Mortal Remains leave a number of informational breadcrumbs leading to “information” about this mysterious film and its equally mysterious director, Karl Atticus. Since the time I first ran across this movie, much of the “evidence” for the existence of the director, his films, and his inspirations have been yanked from Wikipedia. He still has entries on IMDB along with a lengthy chat debate concerning the veracity of the director and his films (elements of which may themselves be faked as well). I have to admit that I spent more time down this rabbit hole than I should have, and I also have to admit that I still have my doubts. What can I say? We all have our things.

Savageland (2015)- Another movie I have extolled the virtues of to an annoying degree at anyone silly enough to listen. Lots of writers have stories situated in the Lovecraft mythos. If you read enough of them, you’re bound to come across some that suggest what Lovecraft wrote was all true and merely passed off as fiction. Sometimes, found footage horror will do something very similar, and this is exactly what happens with Savageland. I’m not a huge fan of the zombie subgenre, but this one certainly left a mark. Savageland concerns a zombie attack documented by a lone amateur photographer who is accused of slaughtering an entire Arizona border town. It’s presented with a straightforward, matter-of-fact tone in much the same way as Zombie Survival Guide, but rather than resulting in humor, Savageland results in tension. The film’s major selling point and most chilling feature has to be the grainy, blurry photos that suggest more than show the nature of the events. The overall effect is more than convincing enough to make you wonder.

Okay, there’s the list. Share it as you see fit, and lemme know what you think in the comments. Even better, give me some more titles, and whilst you’re at it, give us a like as well.

 

Episode 68: The Slumber Party Massacre Franchise

Episode 68: The Slumber Party Massacre Franchise Podferatu

In which Jorge and JT break out the pizza and sleeping bags for a spoiler-heavy look at not one, not two, but all four Slumber Party Massacre movies.

NEXT WEEK
Skinamarink (2023)

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Episode 67: Plot Twists

Episode 67: 5 Favorite Plot Twists Podferatu

In which Jorge and JT pile on some heavy, heavy spoilers as they discuss some of their very most favoritest plot twists.

TOPICS
Better Watch Out
Carnival Of Souls
Deep Red
Malignant
Orphan
Orphan: First Kill
The Other
Ready Or Not
Us

NEXT WEEK
The Slumber Party Massacre Franchise

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Creepy Chrysler: 5 Weird Works At The Chrysler Museum Of Art

Sometimes it’s good to step away from the big screen and discuss some other aspect of horror. For me, a fine place to do that is the Chrysler Museum Of Art. I spend a fair amount of time there since it’s less than five minutes from where I live, and I thought I’d take this opportunity to go over a handful of the pieces I find, well, a little unsettling.

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Episode 66: Infinity Pool (2023)

Episode 66: Infinity Pool (2023) Podferatu

In which Jorge and JT talk Brandon Cronenberg, Mia Goth, and Alexander Skarsgard in a spoiler-laden discussion of the total mindtrip that is Infinity Pool.

NEXT WEEK
Plot Twists

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Episode 65: Black Mirror

Episode 65: Black Mirror Podferatu

In which Jorge and JT delve into one of the all time greatest horror television shows in the history of ever!

TOPICS
The Black Museum
Crocodile
Demon 79
Fifteen Million Merits
Nosedive
Playtest
Shut Up And Dance
The Waldo Moment
White Bear

NEXT WEEK
Infinity Pool (2023)

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What I Watched In July

7/31 Sisu (2023)

I’ve seen this movie referred to as a Nazi-killing WWII John Wick. That’s not too terribly far off the mark. Some pretty Tarantino-esque sequences which is fun. This is the same director who brought us the outrageously funny Rare Exports short films that led to an entertaining if not quite as clever movie. Some of the gore sequences are also side-splitters. I mean, who doesn’t wanna see a Nazi blow up when he gets a land mine thrown at him?

7/29 Evil Dead Rise (2023)

I’m surprised I didn’t get to this much sooner. It probably woulda been worth seeing in a theater, but see Asteroid City below. It wasn’t bad. Jorge and I will have a review of the whole franchise comin’ up right soon, and this holds up nicely in it. It’s gruesome. It’s splatterific. It has some fine nods to the first two. Certainly worth your time, even more so if you’re a fan.

7/27 Skinamarink (2022)

Another watch for Podferatu. We picked this specifically because it terrified Jorge’s wife, Sarah, bored Jorge to death, and irritated the crap outta me. Seemed like a good variety. I didn’t like this. I haven’t watched Heck, the short from whence this was spawned, but I’m willing to bet it’s wwwaaayyy more effective. I also have a personal beef with the term “experimental” being used as a shield to protect a movie from its own shortcomings, or like a bludgeon against people who don’t like it. “Oh, you just don’t get it. It’s experimennnnnnnnntaaaaallll.” At first I thought maybe I need to give it another watch, but the more I think about this movie, the more irritated I get, just like I do with The Lobster and the god-awful I’m Thinking Of Ending Things.

7/22 The Killer Is Still Among Us (1986)

This is an odd one from Camillo Teti. I guess it more or less qualifies as a giallo. A criminology student investigates a series of murders and begins to suspect her new boyfriend. It has an interesting little twist I won’t give away. Worth checking out if you’re a giallo fan.

7/22 The Unseen (1980)

First of all, Barbara Bach, so what’s not to love? A female TV crew (Bach and two others) trek out to Solvang to cover the annual Danish festival. Their reservation gets messed up, and they end up staying with the caretaker of a nearby museum, Ernest Keller (Sydney Lassick). Things predictably go wrong. Lassick, some of you may recall, played Cheswick in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest where he lost his shit before getting shock treatment. Fast forward to Carrie where he plays Mr. Fromm, the high school principal who gets, wait for it, electrocuted. I so wanted him to get zapped again in this one, and for a few minutes, it really looked like things were gonna go that way. Sadly, this was not to be. Still, it’s a weird, mean-spirited, nasty little flick.

7/21 Unwelcome (2023)

Ah the ol’ “leave stuff out for the faeries” tradition. That’s what Unwelcome plays on. Londoners Maya and Jamie are assaulted in their flat. They later take the opportunity to move to rural Ireland into the house Jamie inherits from his great-aunt Maeve. The house comes with one stipulation: there has to be a blood offering (by way of a little liver) left for the little people every night. Maya promises to uphold this. Complications arise. Not a bad watch. I wasn’t ecstatic about the ending. Your mileage may vary.

7/20 The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

I saw this some time ago and rewatched it just to kinda round things out and put a bow on the whole package. It’s fine. Not one of my all-time favorite films, but not unwatchable.

7/19 Slumber Party Massacre (2021)

This was super-entertaining with a good amount of humor and some nice nods to the original 3 movies. Also funny as hell were the gratuitous semi-clothed scenes involving the young men instead of the young women. And to quote Nicolas Cage from Mom And Dad, “It’s a Sawzall. That means it saws. All!” When you know, you’ll know.

7/19 Slumber Party Massacre III (1990)

Worst of the lot, and one of the dumbest movies I’ve ever seen. But if you’re a completist like me, ya gots ta sit through it.

7/18 Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)

So Jorge and I decided to review the entire Slumber Party Massacre franchise which meant I had to watch II, III, and the remake since I’d never seen any of them. Jorge absolutely loves this one. I originally disliked it, but after recording the episode, I gotta say I’m comin’ around just a little. It’s never gonna be a fave, and I doubt that I’ll ever rewatch it, but I can appreciate how hard Deborah Brock leaned into the camp and the silliness of it.

7/13 Infinity Pool (2023)

As far as I’m concerned, Mia Goth can do no wrong, and up to this point, this is my favorite role of hers after Pearl. Everything about her character, Gabi, is sinister, unhinged, or both. If you haven’t seen this one, go into it as blindly as you can. You won’t be disappointed. And boy oh boy I can’t wait for Maxine.

7/8 Donovan’s Brain (1953)

I’d been meaning to get to this one for years, and after seeing The Brain The Wouldn’t Die yet again, I thought it was indeed high time. It’s a fun one. Dr. Patrick Cory seeks to preserve brain life after the death of the body, and he’s presented with a unique opportunity to experiment on the brain of the uber-wealthy W.H. Donovan. Soon enough, the brain forms a psychic link with Cory and begins to take over his life, using Cory for his own ends. Oh, and the brain also grows to astonishing proportions in the tank of whatever solution Cory has concocted for it. Fun stuff!

7/5 Asteroid City

I don’t go to the cinema nearly as much as I used to. The afternoon I saw Del Toro’s Pinocchio turned into the evening I started having symptoms of Covid. By the middle of the night, I was the sickest I’d ever been in my life. So, yeah, I’m a little leery of enclosed spaces full of people. But Wes Anderson, I gotta see his movies on a big screen. And it was well worth it. Wes Anderson pretty much up his own arse as usual, but in all the best possible ways. I loved French Dispatch and felt it was the Wes Andersonest Wes Anderson movie of all time. Until now.

7/1 The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (1962)

So I know this woman who owns a brewery with her family and also listens to Podferatu. Well she wanted to start a free movie night once a month at said brewery and asked if I’d like to host it (basically introduce the movie, say a few things about it, that’s it). This was the first movie we chose. I watch this movie at least once a year, and every time I see it, I’ve forgotten from the previous time what a yuk tsunami this movie is. If you’ve never seen it, stop everything you’re doing right now and Treat. Yo. Self!